We’ve been much too somber around here lately. So, it’s time for a bit of fun: I have translated M* into Redneck. Be sure to choose the dialect you want (Redneck is the funniest, imho), then hit “dialectize” and then read my post on immigration, with the comments from lotsa rednecks.
All this stuff is courtesy a web site called The Dialectizer, which did the translating. The site basically takes key words in the text and translates them into different dialects: jive, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Hacker, etc.
For those of you with a sense of humor deficit, here’s an explanation of why the Dialectizer is not racist.