From the Inconsequential file: Was Jesus a hottie?

1. Jesus had God as his father, and the fairest virgin, like, ever
as his mother. Therefore, he was a hottie – Drop dead gorgeous.

2. Isaiah (53:2) said, about Jesus, that “he hath no form nor
comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we
should desire him.” This indicates, not that he was ugly, but that he
was likely unremarkable looking – A very plain looking individual.

I personally could care less, but since I’ve seen this issue inspire
passion, I figured I’d see what the collective wisdom of the
Bloggernacle had to say.

15 thoughts on “From the Inconsequential file: Was Jesus a hottie?

  1. All I can say is … what … the …

    This becomes a serious argument? By the way, I am in the plain looking
    camp. Jesus might have had G-d as his father, but Mary wasn’t the
    “fairest” virgin. She was a very righteous woman. That is the
    descriptions. Secondly, I don’t think G-d gets his looks from His
    physical appearance. He gets it from His Glory. I think Isaiah trumps
    what I consider misunderstandings about other Scriptures.

  2. *** Mormon Urban Legend Alert ***

    In the LA Temple baptristy there is a painting of John the Baptist
    baptizing Jesus. The depiction of Jesus in that painting is not a very
    handsome one. According to a sealer who talking to us one time during a
    sealing session, Pres. McKay upon seeing the painting remarked it was
    the most accurate depiction of the Savior he had seen. —–
    I’ve wondered the same thing.

    What would our response be to a painting hanging in the lobby of a
    chapel depicting a person who looks like Danny DeVito being laid in the
    Garden Tomb?

    Or a distinctly Neanderthal sort hanging on a cross?

    Or Paul Prudhomme teaching the Sermon on the Mount?

    Those kinds of ideas help me remember how much of my internal thought
    processes are hidden manifestations of the culture that I live in.

  3. I don’t think a post title has every had me click on my RSS reader
    faster than this one.

    Would he be handsome according to current views? I doubt it. Maybe now
    that he’s perfect he looks pretty great, but imagine being alive
    without dentists, sunscreen, conditioner for your hair, fingernail
    clippers, etc. He may have been an ok looking guy, but I doubt he ended
    up that way after those years preaching in the sun.

    Though judging by every. single. picture in my ward library, he had
    plenty of conditioner and probably a hair stylist. And Mary was a
    redhead from Provo.

    Those pictures drive me nuts

  4. discussion in Sunday School, though I can see how this could become a
    topic for debate.

    I agree with what Jettboy said in #1. In fact, when Alma writes about
    receiving the image of Christ in our countenance, it doesn’t mean we
    will get better looking. 🙂

  5. Well, I think that guy they’ve got playing Jesus in the most recent LDS
    propaganda films is kinda silly looking…

    The beard and hair make him look like one of those guys from the “so-easy-even-a-caveman-could-do-it” ad campaign.

    Just sayin’…

  6. he had plenty of conditioner and probably a hair stylist. And Mary was a redhead from Provo.

    I’ve seen plenty of pictures of Jesus where he was African, Asian,
    Polynesian, etc. Every culture seems to paint/draw him in their own
    image. I don’t see anything inherently wrong with it as long as we
    realize none of them likely look exactly like Jesus. —–
    the issue (sort of like deciding who bats last by tossing the bat,
    catching it, gripping it hand over hand and the top hand wins):

    From the hymn, O God the Eternal Father:

    “With no apparent beauty
    That man should him desire”

    Isaiah and the hymnal win!

  7. This seems to be a funny subject but I have also witnessed passionate debates on the issue!

    I think Jesus was an attractive man. Physically strong and good looking
    in every sense of the word (women seemed to follow him a lot too).

    Isaiah is an extremely symbolic writing… I mean, good luck trying to
    interpret Isaiah’s writings in a literal sense. I have heard many
    interpretations of that Isaiah scripture. Here are three of the most
    common (from the stand point of the Jesus is hot advocates):

    He was not a “desirable man” when he came to the world because the
    Jewish people were hoping for a financially and militarily powerful
    Messiah that would save them by helping them “crush” their enemies so
    to speak. When they found that the “son of the town carpenter” was
    claiming to be this Messiah, it came as a disappointment to them.

    That his doctrines were going to be so twisted and corrupted by the
    falling away of the Church, that the gospel became something
    undesirable (the fallen medieval state of Christianity) and a
    restoration was needed in order to bring back the good news He brought
    to human kind.

    That for wicked and lazy people, keeping the commandments is difficult
    and therefore not a “desirable” path to follow; therefore, Jesus and
    His teachings appear unattractive.

  8. Umm… what did AD 1 Jews consider “attractive?”

    In ancient Japan, for instance, it was considered attractive for a
    woman to black out all her front teeth. Who knows what ancient Judea
    got off on.

  9. looking, charismatic charmer. Although I suppose the point is it
    doesn’t matter. I said this when teaching RS last week, and there was
    palpable consternation. I clarified it was just what I imagined.

  10. man, it mattered not and matters not. I think it’s natural, from a
    sociological perspective, that we as admirers of Christ would want to
    depict him as aesthetically appealing to add to our overall adoration
    of the Savior, but whether or not it is accurate to do so is something
    we’ve all yet to personally find out. 🙂

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