(Sung to the tune of “Almost Cut My Hair” by CSNY)
Almost shaved my ‘Tee
Almost shaved my ‘tee
It happened just the other day
It’s getting kinda scratchy
I coulda said I wanted to be in the bishopric right away
But I didn’t and I wonder why
The bishop was coming over with a look in his eye
A big calling was coming for someone
Must be because I’d been on the High Council since Christmas
And leaving my family has been really tough
It increases my paranoia
Like looking at my home teaching list and seeing I haven’t done enough
But I’m not giving in an inch to fear
I’ll do better next year
A big calling is coming for someone
When I finally get that position
I’m going to make the calls – I’m on a mission
And I’ll find that razor somewhere
I’ll shave the chin – I’ll leave it bare
A big calling is coming…for someone