The Millennial Star is pleased to introduce frequent M* commenter turned perma-blogger, Sarah, to the fold.
Sarah has lived in five states and twenty houses/apartments, most of them before the age of 18. Her grandparents were socialists, her father is a Unitarian Universalist, and her mother and stepfather are adult converts to the Church. Sarah was baptized a few weeks after her eighth birthday, but (despite being counseled in the 2nd grade that it’s not possible) is in many ways still “half Unitarian, half Mormon.” She has far too many cute stories from when she was growing up, and will at the slightest provocation own up to (and elaborate upon the experience of) having stood in line for six weeks for Star Wars twice. Home schooled for junior high and high school, she has a bizarre affinity for the number 11.
Today, at age 26, she is basking in the warm glow of having finally earned her bachelor’s degree from The Ohio State University, while seriously contemplating tripling her student loan debt via a three-year program at an ABA-certified school of law. She wanted to go to BYU for undergrad, but was 15 when the housing deposits were due, and thought her dad might cry if he found out about it; now her GPA is way too low to get her into the J. Reuben Clark school. Sarah has three half-sisters, a half-brother, a stepbrother, too many parents, and sadly, neither a boyfriend nor a husband. She is in her third year of teaching Primary (CTR-7 and CTR-8) and her second year of slacking off as a Young Single Adult representative. She hates singles’ wards and loves writing and dancing, and wants to home educate her (hypothetical, future) kids when she grows up. She has no shame regarding her plans to read the seventh Harry Potter book the same night it is released into stores, and her scandalous love affairs with the hyphen, comma and semi-colon are the talk of the town. Not your town, probably – she’s never really been to Utah.
Sorry, but I heard this on the radio the other day: What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Klansman? Someone who would burn a question mark on your front lawn.
Sounds fun.
But I’m torn between (as a Mormon) asking which half is which and (as a lawyer) warning her to run for her life.
Seth: I’d say that the half that’s spiritual and churchy and believes in God and rules and Truth with a capital-T is the Mormon half, and the one that gets all weirded out when people denigrate Catholicism or seem to confuse their own likes and dislikes with the Lord’s commandments is the Unitarian Universalist half.
Walt: the UUs with whom I’m acquainted would be too worried about their carbon footprints to ever set something on fire, on anyone’s lawn. ^_^
Dude! I have all kinds of new buttons I can click on now! I feel drunk with all this power! Wheee!
Water softener pellets (40 pound bags at the grocery store) are good for marking lawns.
Sarah, welcome to M*. I hope you will enjoy your time posting here.